ORANGE ROUGHY

If Trump were a fish, I think he would be an Orange Roughy

Surrounded by his generals,
he talks just like a toughie—
but he’s no shark or swordfish just
a little Orange Roughy.

His genus is the slimehead and,
if that is not enough-y
he otherwise will answer as
a little Orange Roughy.

Ruddy in his face and fin,
the face a little puffy—
but ‘tis la fin, we’re waiting for,
of this Orange Roughy.

If minnows fail to follow then
he gets a little huffy,
and they will get a tweet storm from
this brittle Orange Roughy.

Now we have more than had our fill
of Trumpetfish Étouffée.
Let’s dish this piscine president,
this little Orange Roughy.

Posted in Life, TREASURY OF TRUMP, TRUMP.